I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts....
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Nora Ephron
Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.
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Iris Murdoch
He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.
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Anonymous
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
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George Carlin
My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."
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Judy Tenuta
More Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times -- always with the same person.
There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.
An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want.
Family quarrels have a total bitterness unmatched by others. Yet it sometimes happens that they also have a kind of tang, a pleasantness beneath the unpleasantness, based on the tacit understanding that this is not for keeps; that any limb you climb out on will...
